Showing posts with label Best Buddies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Best Buddies. Show all posts

Sunday, December 7, 2008

04 (a). How The Buds Started 'Hmmm'ing – Bud 1


Do you like stories? I, like hell, do. Be it fairy tales, or Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings, or Percy Jackson, or Anne Frank, or Ayn Rand, or The Kite Runner, or, well you get the idea (I hope!). Anyway, this is the story of the buds.






How the buds started ‘hmmm’ing




Once upon a time in July 2007, there was a girl who, besides other things, liked to work. And this work sometimes required her to get in touch with professionals, to well, write about their profession for a certain magazine. For that particular issue, a particular profession was chosen.


So, there was a deadline looming large, as always, and contacts were needed. The girl’s boss got her a contact and one of the girl’s college mates messaged her the numbers of two more.


Of the three contacts, only one would talk (no pun intended here). So what this girl did was, she called her best friend who knew someone through Orkut, who might be able to get some contacts.



(Yes, it was a long drawn, agonising, process).



SB (the girl’s best friend) scrapped the guy she knew, and that fellow told SB that the girl could get in touch with him directly. So the girl did just that.


Now this guy mailed the girl email IDs of two contacts almost immediately. And because of the aforementioned deadline, the girl too mailed these two people almost immediately.


Unfortunately, one of the mails bounced back. The girl mailed the guy back and asked if it was possible to get another email ID. This time too, the guy replied back almost immediately.



(You may wonder why all they did was exchange mails, and not other work. Well, you may go on wondering, it’s your wonderment after all…)



Now to the girl’s amazement, she got a reply from the alternate email ID, yes, you guessed right, almost immediately. The other person, whose mail hadn’t bounced back, didn’t reply at all (Grrr).


After some more mails were exchanged, in one of which a number to call on was asked for and the request declined, the girl sent forward a list of questions, which by no means could be called small, and the reply came in, nope you are wrong, this time it wasn’t almost immediately, but wasn’t after a long gap of time either.


Now, equipped with these answers and the replies the girl had already got from the contact who had talked, and of course after thanking them both, she set forth to write the article. After a considerable amount of time (not almost immediately), she opened the mail again and Voila! she read a line she had missed before (maybe she was in a hurry to write the article, maybe she didn’t scroll down before, we’ll never know).



And the line she had missed was, “Just bumped into your profile on orkut. Nice!” Now of course, the girl knew it hadn’t been “just a bump” so, she decided to “just bump” into this person’s Orkut profile as well.



(I could end this story right now and say, “The rest as they say is history”, but the fact of the matter is that it isn’t!)



A scrap was left, a reply came, yes this time it was almost immediately! Another scrap was sent and so on, and so forth. Until Orkut decided that it didn’t want them to continue scrapping without having to wait for some eight minutes or something between scraps.



(You could say that that was the turning point, or you could say that later. I’ll leave that choice to you…)



Now this girl, being the impatient kind, decided that no one was going to ask her to wait, especially NOT Orkut. So off she went and added the person to her friend’s list. Not surprisingly, the person accepted the request, almost immediately.


What followed was another volley of scraps, without the eight-minute interruption.



(You may again wonder why all they did was exchange scraps, and not other work. Well, you may…)



(Without boring you further about how the Internet was otherwise instrumental in the beginning of the ‘hmmm’ing of the buds, I shall jump a little further in time.)



Several days (okay maybe it was just a day :-P), chats, and Orkut scraps later, the girl decided to ask this person a question. This is how the chat went:





Girl: alrite here goes
coffee sometime?










Person: hmmm






And the rest, dear reader, as they say, is history.




(IN CASE you haven’t figured out yourself, girl is me, person is bud. Always good to make things clear, you know, some people, like the ones mentioned in the post below, need things to be absolutely clear for them to understand what it is. Capiche?)


© The Humming Buds Dec 2008

Friday, December 5, 2008

01. The Most Obvious Question... Hmmm.



As it is with most blogs and bloggers, the posts usually come after some time has passed since the creation of the blog. So is the situation with this one. So as hundreds of thousands of bloggers write in their first posts, "Here we are, in the blogosphere! Ready, all set, computer, MS Word and all, with our 'baby'!"

 

Well,  I can go on and on, telling all the readers what we intend to do with this blog, how this is going to be a vent for our pent-up emotions, how this will become our "Dear Diary", so that we can "express our opinions" to all the readers and the world alike. But then, maybe not.

 

 

So, without further ado, o reader friend, let me tell you what this is all about.

 

 

Nothing.

 

Yes, yes, u read it right! This blog is actually about nothing! There are no strong views that we intend to convey through this blog. No political heavy duty stuff, no crying over relationships, no critical analysis of random subjects. Nothing fitting this description.

 

This is just a place where 2 best buddies write! Yea, JUST write! "And what is it that you will write about?" you may ask! The answer to that very intelligent and quite obvious question is, ANYTHING!

 

Ok, lemme be a little more conclusive in what I am trying to say here. See, the thing is, this is just a simple blog. Both of us, the authors, henceforth known as the Buds, are best of friends. Of course, since we are two different people, we DO have two different brains! ("Thank you, Einstein" I hear u say! *snigger snigger*)

 

And as it is commonplace for two free-thinking, slightly irreverent, mildly creative, supremely wild (at least in our own minds), unconventionalist friends, we have our own sets of agreements and disagreements. But apart from all this, there is one thing which is common to both Buds.

 

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is… Hmmm.

 

No no, I didn’t forget what I was going to write, nor did I start thinking randomly all of a sudden. Actually what is common between us IS Hmmm.

 

Hmmm.

 

Yes, that sound. That word. And mind you, it has to be spelled in that same manner! One "Aech" and three "Ems". Hmmm.

 

It’s a divine word, and the divinity of its sound is even bigger!

 

One word, and it has multiple meanings! And it is, by far, the most-used word in our conversations, as abusrd or as intelligent they might be.

 

I am completely in love with this "Hmmm". It conveys so many different feelings. Its like that one potion that can cure all diseases, if a potion like that exists! Its like the "masterkey that opens all the locks in the world" that we used to read about in comic books and pulp-fiction! Its like that one "anaar" that can heal "sau beemaar"!

 

 

It can be a way to greet someone.

Bud 1:- "Hi! Good morning!"

Bud 2:- "Hmmm"

 

It can be an affirmation.

Bud 1:- "You going to office today?"

Bud 2:- "Hmmm"

 

It can also be an indication that one is thinking about the subject of discussion.

Bud 1:- "So, what's your opinion? Was that right or not?"

Bud 2:- "Hmmm…" (followed by the opinion, but of course!)

 

It might also be an exclamation! An indication that one, or maybe both, are surprised, excited, happy, whatever!

Bud 1:- "I am going shopping today in the evening!!!!"

Bud 2:- Hmmm!!!

 

Well, sometimes, it's also a response to a joke too!! (this one JUST happened while writing this post)

Bud 1:- "…… comparing Dutch and Indian weddings! LOL!! :-D

Bud 2:- "Hmmm!!!" (followed by a 'Lol'!!!)

 

Yet, sometimes, and very interestingly, a volley of "Hmmm"s becomes an entire conversation!!

Bud 1:- "Hmmm…"

Bud 2:- "Hmmm."

Bud 1:- "Hmmm, yea…"

Bud 2:- "Hmmm, "

 

(please note that proper punctuation here always helps in conveying the appropriate usage!!!)

 

Quite interestingly, we are hooked on to this "Hmmm". See, I cant even call it a word! Its hard for me to do that! It seems almost blasphemous to do so! It's far too divine to be labeled as a "word"!!

 

Well, at least I know that I am definitely hooked on to it! And its not just between the Buds that the "Hmmm" is experienced. It happens during conversations with others as well, verbal and literal alike. In fact, if I remember correctly, my bud picked it up from me.

 

In fact this "Hmmm" has been so deeply linked with me, that some people think I have some kinda illicit thing going on there with it!! (*snort snort*)

 

On my Orkut Testimonials, Facebook Comments etc, people have not failed to mention about this "Hmmm"ing quality of mine. It almost seems they got me married off to "Hmmm".

 

Not that it feels bad! Some people sing, some dance, some race… some do some things not appropriate to be mentioned here (hoping that they are being safe, though!!!)… I simply "Hmmm".

 

Actually, now WE "Hmmm".

That’s the way it is. And that’s what we are going to do here as well. Just sit back, relax, talk… and "Hmmm".

 

 

 

I think I'll go and have some pizza now, and watch a nice movie.

 

Hmmm, nice idea!!!

 

 

(See what I mean!!!!!)



Love, Peace n Harmony.

Prateek/Sam.


© The Humming Buds Dec 2008